Abrogated Arson

HAY GUYS

I'VE REPLACED MY BLOOD WITH POKEMON

Anyway, I hate the lantern.
As for backstory: when playing Zelda games for the first time, something I would always end up doing was trying to predict what item I'd find during my dungeon-crawling adventures. you know, like how if there's a bunch of Hookshot targets, it's usually the Hookshot. Sometimes there are woeful disappointments, however, like expecting to get an ancient instrument of powerful incendiary magic and finding the freaking lantern instead.

I mean it's not even a weapon.