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In Lieu of Paperman by Hail-NekoYasha In Lieu of Paperman by Hail-NekoYasha
What is this, like the fifth time I've used a rock-paper-scissors joke? IT'S STILL NEW AND EXITING.

So came up with this, hurray for her. Rockman and Cutman...oh, the hilarity is boundless!
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:iconhypercammin:
HyperCammin Featured By Owner May 31, 2015  New Deviant Student Digital Artist
No wonder they call him Rockman in japan.
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:iconrandamu-chan:
Randamu-Chan Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL! XD
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:iconlinkkirbymario:
LinkKirbyMario Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
And this is the smartest robot master hmm....Well, it sure explains a lot.
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:iconminty-illusion:
Minty-Illusion Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Awesome.
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:iconagarios96:
agarios96 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i dont Know ether! (dip cutman)
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:iconjurgenbot:
jurgenbot Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012  Student General Artist
trololo
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:iconairsharksquad:
AirSharkSquad Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
Awesome!
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:iconselectcutmanplz:
SelectCutManplz Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2011
Fuck! Why can't I win at this game?!
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:iconplanet-krypto:
Planet-Krypto Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha, very clever!
The concept behind the series is based on rock-paper-scissors, so this piece is very appropriate. I love the extra symbolism with Cutman picking scissors and Rockman choosing rock xD!
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:iconzero12354:
Zero12354 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2011
He keeps winning cause you always put a 'scissors'! Duh! Can't believe you're so STUPID! :O
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:iconfirehearttheinferno:
FireheartTheInferno Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
"oh, the hilarity is boundless!"

lmbo! You said it. Fanjokes FTW! XD
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NJM1564 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2011
Makes me wonder why Wily never maid Paperman.
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:iconbluemaxx86:
BlueMaxx86 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2011
Ha! Love it.
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:iconraikou-k-9:
Raikou-K-9 Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Rockman beats Cutman.

They shouldmake a paperman....no...thatsa fail...
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:iconvictini000:
Victini000 Featured By Owner May 13, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
I guess that's y the Japanese named him :icondealwithitplz: Rockman. YEEEEAAHHH!!
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Xanofar Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I re-stumbled upon this while going through my old favorites, and it got me thinking.

I recently replayed the entire MM1 game (it's amazing how much easier the games get with practice). Anyways, something occurred to me:
Guts Man's power is Cut Man's weakness, but it's kind of tricky to use against him, and you only get two shots at it really, so if you messed those up, you're forced to just shoot it out with him. This is what happened to me, and I must say... he's a really freaking easy boss even without the rock throwing power.

I mean, it's one thing to have a weakness to another boss, but apparently the mega buster is his weakness too. Does that make him the weakest 'Robot Master' boss ever? It might.
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Splorger96 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
I think it would rather be Metal Man from MM2. He's weak to HIS OWN WEAPON.
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:iconxanofar:
Xanofar Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, and the reason I screwed up the rock throws was because I was making the mistake of holding down the 'rapid fire' button rather than using the regular 'shoot' button, so Mega Man was picking them up and then immediately throwing them. :P
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AkitaBlueEyesRPP Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2011
Lawl
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:iconlucifertheshort:
LuciferTheShort Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
I've seen this joke before, but I never get tired of it. Possibly it is because Cut Man is my favorite Robot Master.
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:iconkoopacake101:
KoopaCake101 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011  Student Photographer
Same here. :D



For some reason I find him adorable. >8I
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:iconsnow-ish:
Snow-ish Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD MY BRO WOULD LOVE THIS
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:iconwizardmonsapprentice:
No matter how many times I see it, this joke will never get old.

:iconneverplz:
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:iconicyiceman:
Icyiceman Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
Well, what about Wood Man? Cuz, yknow, paper is wood :(
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:iconsessils:
Sessils Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
It's like playing Paper-Scissors-Rock again Edward Scissorhadns.
xD
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Psykosis35d Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2010
I saw this a while ago and loved it, and I just looked at it again and realized "Oh my god, ROCK-Man!" I can't believe I missed that! I feel like such an idiot...
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:iconfredrickthecreeper:
FredrickTheCreeper Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2010  Student General Artist
LOL!!!...I love this :D
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:iconmegamanstar:
megamanstar Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No matter how hard you will try, cutman, you will fail eatch time!
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:iconreyshi16:
Reyshi16 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2010
CUT. FUCKING. MAN.
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:icondinosaurbox:
Dinosaurbox Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2010
Love Cutman's face. It looks really cartoony, but not retarded, "Hey Megaman, you're a little low on air" cartoony.
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TheJaredWilcurt Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2009
do me favor! make this bigger, higher quality, and in t-shirt form. (don't cut off legs)

thanks :)

in return, $20 for the shirt ;D
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:iconhfbn2:
hfbn2 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2009
there is cutman and gutsman in the series.
now we only need paperman
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:iconbigdeepvoice:
BigDeepVoice Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2009
I keep seeing almost all of your jokes other places.
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:iconalexyoshida:
alexyoshida Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2008  Student General Artist
HAHAHAHA. :XD:
MADE OF WIN.
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captain-neo-johnny Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2008
this. is. in. credible. i love you for this.
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Damures Featured By Owner May 31, 2008
Wow, wow, wow...

The same joke was used as an easter egg cartoon in this flash movie NiN10Doh!:

[link]

To find the easter egg, try to think of something really sexistic in the menu. :)
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CrossoverShipper151 Featured By Owner May 29, 2008
No wonder Cutman always loses in rock, paper, scissors.
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LimeGreenSquid Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HAhahaha, that's perfect!
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:iconhoodlumd:
hoodlumd Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2008
super fighting robot... MEGAMAN!
super fighting robot... MEGAMAN!
super fighting robot... MEGAMAN!
The theme song for the old show was the funniest thing I have ever heard. It's the same thing over and over.
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fabldabl Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2008
I'm too lazy to scroll through the comments, so shoot me if this has been said already. Rockman was first originally called 'Rock' before he was made into a fighting robot. He and his sister were meant to be, and yes, the pun is horrible, 'Rock and Roll'. So it's not like rock as in an actual rock, but as in the music. Dont' get me wrong, I'm just sharing what I learned cause it makes me feel smart when really it proves that I'm this huge, ungodly type of nerd.

Love the joke, love your stuff, never commented cause well... I'm lazy XD
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taterschoice Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2008
Ah, another one of your amusing puns.
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:iconflip-top:
Flip-Top Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2008   Digital Artist
I love you! Megaman is the best!
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:icon3viltiki:
3viltiki Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2008  Professional General Artist
Oh gawd I wish I could hear cutman say this!
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:iconlanx1:
LanX1 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2007
XDDDDDDDD AMAZING you must do more Megaman things this one is amazing xD instant favourites
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:iconeatthetriforce:
EatTheTriforce Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2007
I never got how paper beats rock...
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:iconxanofar:
Xanofar Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
I still think this is awesome.
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:iconquest-chronicler:
QUEST-CHRONICLER Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2007
"RockMan" versus "CutMan" in a game of "Rock, Paper, Scissors"?

Now, that's just funny!
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:iconkeiichi-k1:
Keiichi-K1 Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2007
OMG, I LOL'd HARD!!!
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:iconxemnas786:
Xemnas786 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2007
friggen idiot
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:iconmoonymonster:
moonymonster Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2007
XD I like Rock's face.
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