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KANADAHHH by Hail-NekoYasha KANADAHHH by Hail-NekoYasha
So like guys I'm going to Canada.

I hear it's mad cold there all the time, though, right? And I'll probably be seeing all kinds of beavers and mooses and men with weird hats. And it's customary to say "eh" before and after every sentence, or so I am told. I also fear that I will run into French-speakers, and then I don't know how many innocents I will mercilessly slaughter before I am stopped. All in all, though, I will probably just laugh when someone says "aboot" and then get beaten up by a Canadian.

I have also been informed of French Mountain Dew existing in the Canadular regions. Bringing such a thing back to my homelands is going to be my mission. Anyone in Toronto should beware me and my Dew appetence; I suggest constructing a shelter apparatus of some sort to shield yourself.

So, yeah, I guess I'll be back, like, Tuesday or something. Not like it'd interrupt my current staggering submission flow or anything. I'll still miss my birthday, tear.



Does Canada still run on a barter system of hockeysticks and maple syrup? I don't remember.
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:iconfire-princess-siari:
Fire-Princess-Siari Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012
...Eh?!? What you be saying? Why are you kicking the poor beaver?!?
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:iconimzadamymoon:
ImzadAmyMoon Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
stereotypes don't you just love them (eh?)
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:iconalchemy-supa-ssassin:
we canadians sure love our maple syrup, eh. i drink it every meal and before every hockey game, eh. i even feed it to my pet polar bear, eh.
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superzeldagirl Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
canada is awesume and i would now cause i live there. it's not cold all the time just in the winter and late fall. almost no one says eh in canada either.....anymore that is. we only speack french in quebec and we only beat up people who win gold in the oylmpics for hockey. we run on a give us your money we'll give you our overpriced stuff system. Oh and don't forget that we also have a city made mostly of glass buildings. that city is called toronto.


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this whole comment was a jock. it was made for your enjoyment. and cause i'm bored.

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MAKE ALL THE STUPID PEOPLE SHUT UP!

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GunnerYuna Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2010
lolol ike
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:iconskywriter-artist:
Skywriter-artist Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol I'm from Canada, and I addmit that I say "eh" without even knowing I did!
one time I went to America and I actually had I guy ask me in the airport if we shovelled for a sport!!!! Of course I said NO and actually I think we all hate it! At least I do because usually under the snow is ice so I always SLIP! Oh and I have never heard someone say "aboot" before (thats probably only the old people)
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Sunstar-Pwns Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I have a friend who is from Canada, and she talks just like everybody else. Of course though, you were joking. ;P
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jocelyn-silver-arrow Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2010
I don't live in an igloo, say eh constantly, ride a horse to school, wear a tuque, or speak french and yet I'm canadian. Is there something wrong with me???
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Sen-Oskii Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
it actually depends on where u are....the more northen people say eh and aboot,quebec and its boarders are the majority of french speak french and other wise were normal.and no its not cold except during winter then its a bitch...
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Wolveslair Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
woo, go canada 8D
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:iconchaos-spawn:
chaos-spawn Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2009
umm....ITS F**KING JULY!!!(the time you drew it not now)ITS F**ING WARM IN THE SOUTHERN PART OF F**KING CANADA IN JULY!!! OH... and most of what you have probibly heard of canadians is a F**KING LIE!!!WERE JUST LIKE AMERICANS ONLY A LOT LESS APPRECIATED!!! i hate americans who think we are a lot of french speeking, eh saying,mountie policed, iglo dwellers!!!F**K YOU AMERICA!!! YOU RACIST JERKS!!!
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handheld Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2009
Man, calm down, she was just joking.
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:iconchaos-spawn:
chaos-spawn Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2009
i know that...it's just for the american's who make stupid joke's about canada.
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:iconjuunibi:
Juunibi Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2009
... Got something against french-speaking canadians?
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AruruPlatoon Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2009
Dani: Canada rocks >:C I'm Canadian...
...Aboot. XD I've actually only heard ONE man say that, and it sent me into fits of mad hysterics. And giggles.
So many giggles...
Hope you had fun X3
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KannaLilly Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2009
:D
I'm sure you're dissapointed... you probably only get french mountain dew in Quebec. :D
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Shigatsu-Baka Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2009
o.o They lied aboot their bacon, eh.
(If any Canadian person is reading this, I'm sorry. Seriously, I love Canada. This comment wasn't intended to offend anyone. o.o)
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FiremindK Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2009   Photographer
Dood-et, ye shood cunsider makin' a ceedee of yer hilarious antics an' thawt processes. It'd make millions!
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cheesemonkey119 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009
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dude...im canadian and i dont talk like that...lol thats neufoundlanders. LOL JK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Shadowy-Eclipse Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2008
"Mommy the violent person who draws video game stuff is coming!" "Quick! To the celler! It's the only bomb-proof place we have!" Canada rox, I wish I could go there again some day :) hope you had a good time.
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yveld Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
My God, that was funny. Most Canadians don't say aboot but we all say "eh".
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Cardcaptorsluver123 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2008
Canadians are wicked awesome. Sorry to say, it's not wickedly cold there all of the time. The winters are a little harsh but... Oh well. :P And, you're probably joking, still pretty funny.
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BlueWolf123 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2008
I'm neutral about Canada... their bacon is just sliced ham! I got jipped! =P

But really, I like the sound of cold year round, mostly because I grew up in the tropics, but it also means i get a new coat of fur!...

What? Didn't you see the name? BlueWOLF123. I'm a wolf, and a blue one at that. Okay, I'll shut up now.... No, there was no particular reason for the perfect grammar, either.
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:iconmonkley:
Monkley Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2008
Kick ass! Or beaver... :+fav: time!
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:icontoaveka:
ToaVeka Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2008
Did you get bitten? We bite.
<_<
>_>

Join us.
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:iconluckeux:
Luckeux Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
I hope ya ppreciate our good country! ya pass by Quebec?
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:iconnegi-the-vampire:
Negi-The-Vampire Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
Watch out for Beavers!
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:iconrape-is-imminent:
Rape-Is-Imminent Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2008   Writer
Ahhh... There's so many things wrong with your Artist's comment.... But it's funny nonetheless xD

~Rape <3, Eh.
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momijixbunny Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2008
woooo~ hurray 4 canada. my french sucks, my chinese is ok. so i never went to frnch speakin places b4. just china towns. =.=. hope ya had fun
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tabbykat12344567 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2008
i am from canada the land of the tim i hope u enjoy it there ^^
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:iconthecrazylil-z:
TheCrazyLil-Z Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
lol i'm canadian and i want to ask...can i stick this on my wall? it's hilarious
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oathkeeperxoblivion Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2008
Dude. I am positive that you know and purposely said those common misconceptions, but I just wanted to say, the plural of moose is moose. Like the plural of sheep is sheep.

And don't forget to spell colour with a 'u' some of us are kind of anal about that. xD.

And one more thing...if you like caffeine in your Mountain Dew, don't buy the Canadian stuff... Mountain Dew in The States has more caffeine than Canadian Mountain Dew Energy.

P.S. Beavers kick ass. Simple as that.
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DemonsRoses Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait... So is color spelled like colour?
I always thought it was colour but then it kept telling me I spelled it wrong. I thought it was too much of the french I was learning in school...
Now I'm just confuzzled.

How do you spell it.

P.S. Moose meat is awsome. *drool*
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oathkeeperxoblivion Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2009
In the USA colour is spelled color, but in Canada, England and most members of the British Commonweath,it is spelled colour.


P.S. I AGREE 100%. -drools too-
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imptheshrimp Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2008  Student General Artist
lol, SOOO many american people think canada is always cold and strange and just alien. IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME OVER HERE. lol, nice comic anyway.
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mudfaerie301 Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2008
LOL I found you.
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:iconwengrow:
wengrow Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2008   Writer
CANADA DOES HAS BEAVERS?
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:iconmooseruler:
Mooseruler Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2008
aboot is swedish, eh
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:iconkehno-chan:
Kehno-chan Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2008   Photographer
No, we ditched the maple syrup. It's hockey sticks and beaver pelts, now.
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kittygirl321 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2007
its only cold in the winter LOL XD
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jiggystardust Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2007
lol no beavers (or near us) here :O
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:iconpatricia-sama:
Patricia-sama Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2007
Canada rocks. The US's loss is our gain. Yay.

Hope you enjoy Mountain Dew. I hate the stuff.
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:iconborn-artist:
born-artist Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2007
:C Canadians do NOT say eh after every sentence some jerk just said that to be mean to us canadians.
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:iconminiga:
miniga Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2007
its not mad cold, we dont live in igloos and its a great place to live, go canadians haha, kool pic very funny xD
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Anime-King-Zero Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2007
HOMG. this is the 4th time I found you in some random comments...
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:iconminiga:
miniga Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2007
really wut wre the others xD
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:iconanime-king-zero:
Anime-King-Zero Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2007
I can't remember...
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:iconzezerak:
Zezerak Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2007
Yes! go us! Wooo..
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:iconminiga:
miniga Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2007
lmao xD whoo! XD
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Zezerak Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2007
d:
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