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KANADAHHH by Hail-NekoYasha KANADAHHH by Hail-NekoYasha
So like guys I'm going to Canada.

I hear it's mad cold there all the time, though, right? And I'll probably be seeing all kinds of beavers and mooses and men with weird hats. And it's customary to say "eh" before and after every sentence, or so I am told. I also fear that I will run into French-speakers, and then I don't know how many innocents I will mercilessly slaughter before I am stopped. All in all, though, I will probably just laugh when someone says "aboot" and then get beaten up by a Canadian.

I have also been informed of French Mountain Dew existing in the Canadular regions. Bringing such a thing back to my homelands is going to be my mission. Anyone in Toronto should beware me and my Dew appetence; I suggest constructing a shelter apparatus of some sort to shield yourself.

So, yeah, I guess I'll be back, like, Tuesday or something. Not like it'd interrupt my current staggering submission flow or anything. I'll still miss my birthday, tear.

Does Canada still run on a barter system of hockeysticks and maple syrup? I don't remember.
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Fire-Princess-Siari Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012
...Eh?!? What you be saying? Why are you kicking the poor beaver?!?
ImzadAmyMoon Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
stereotypes don't you just love them (eh?)
we canadians sure love our maple syrup, eh. i drink it every meal and before every hockey game, eh. i even feed it to my pet polar bear, eh.
superzeldagirl Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
canada is awesume and i would now cause i live there. it's not cold all the time just in the winter and late fall. almost no one says eh in canada either.....anymore that is. we only speack french in quebec and we only beat up people who win gold in the oylmpics for hockey. we run on a give us your money we'll give you our overpriced stuff system. Oh and don't forget that we also have a city made mostly of glass buildings. that city is called toronto.


this whole comment was a jock. it was made for your enjoyment. and cause i'm bored.



GunnerYuna Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2010
lolol ike
Skywriter-artist Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol I'm from Canada, and I addmit that I say "eh" without even knowing I did!
one time I went to America and I actually had I guy ask me in the airport if we shovelled for a sport!!!! Of course I said NO and actually I think we all hate it! At least I do because usually under the snow is ice so I always SLIP! Oh and I have never heard someone say "aboot" before (thats probably only the old people)
Sunstar-Pwns Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I have a friend who is from Canada, and she talks just like everybody else. Of course though, you were joking. ;P
jocelyn-silver-arrow Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2010
I don't live in an igloo, say eh constantly, ride a horse to school, wear a tuque, or speak french and yet I'm canadian. Is there something wrong with me???
Sen-Oskii Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
it actually depends on where u are....the more northen people say eh and aboot,quebec and its boarders are the majority of french speak french and other wise were normal.and no its not cold except during winter then its a bitch...
Wolveslair Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
woo, go canada 8D
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