The Pirate's Life, or Not

WHAT WHAT IS THIS TRIPE.
What? A fancomic section? Jeez, dA, just send me a letter and tell me I'm unoriginal to my face and save me some button-pressing time. WOE IS ME WHO CAN'T DO NO SELF-CREATED CHARACTERS BECAUSE anyway


So, like, sucks to be Tetra. Really; you're a B.A. pirate, and out of nowhere this kid comes up and is like "okay you put on this dress and sit over here for a while" and then that's the end of your seafaring adventures forever (nobody correct me or I will stab you in the jaw)! Man, I left her in that basement for like a month before beating Ganondorf. I guess she'd be pretty angry...uh oh I'm recycling jokes that can't be good.

Like...I guess you've noticed that I haven't done a comic in ten days (and haven't done a good comic in who knows how long), a new feat. Dernit, and I was so close to hitting the consistant-for-a-year mark...but I'm all tied up working on other things. Other, more made-in-Flash things.


Haha, I screwed up Tetra/Zelda's ears the exact same way in both the sixth and seventh panels. It almost looks like that was on purpose.


In other news, snakes on a plane.
Happy Perfect Opportunity For a Depressing Poem Day. I got a little paper ring with a heart on it.



...And pirates are better than ninjas.