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I'm kinda surprised, but a bunch of people requested shirts designed from the last thing I spawned. The most-asked for was this number, 'cause, you know, you might run into someone who thinks that ruminants and pachyderms were one in the same, and you should be able to correct them by standing a few feet infront of them and unobstructing your chest.

So you could totally buy it from my crazy-awesome store and like maybe a puppy wont die.
You could potentially be saving a puppy's life here, which ultimately means one more meal for Chuck Norris.

Also I have a fanclub and you should join it or you are a communist.