Swiss Army Cheese

Do you need a late Christmas present but have nowhere to look?
Is your wardrobe shamefully void of awesome?
Do you crave the attention of everyone in the room at all times?
Are you desperate to send me as much money as possible?!

Well get that blade away from your wrist, kid, I've managed to solve every problem you could possibly have (except lead poisoning) with this hip new invention! I call it:

KATIE'S AWESOME STORE OF AWESOMNITY!!

Yes, even you can have one of these fine products and many (two) others courtesy of the internet!
Teehee, having a store makes me feel special. I can already feel the power coursing thru my veins like so many tiny, tiny rats. I know I'd want these babies--these shirt-shaped babies--maybe you want one too?
Small selection right now, I know. Gonna make more as soon as I think of stuff. I'm sortof dissapointed with CafePress, though. A bit more pricy than I'd've liked, they demand lots of monies all the time. Not my fault, for reallies. Also, they just started manufacturing black shirts so I thought I'd make some, but you can't do anything on the back of them which just totally harshes my mellow. Maybe later they'll stop being such jerks and let me make shirts the way I want, hmmph.
Anywho: anyone have suggestions or whatever? As much as I'd love to do some Nintendesque stuff, I fear copyright lawyers beating my face in with billyclubs and I don't know how far I can get without beng sued or pummeled.



P.S. I named the store "K-Tees" because my name is Katie! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!